Nevermind anniversary. Valentines' Day. I've never had to plan/engage/act on anything on this particular day, except to wish ill on anyone who wishes me a happy... Yes, death to well-wishers.
Because I'm new to this, I'm pathetically out of ideas, or at least good ones.
Any suggestions from the peanut gallery on some good Valentine Day things for Mikey?
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Three words: Strew. Rose. Petals.
Or you could microwave a bunch of marshmallows and paste them all over your lumberjack friend . . . who, by the way, would garner all the appreciation he deserves (and probably be shot within the week by some girlie's irate brother, but whatever) if he would just switch teams. I think you should suggest it.
Serious about the rose petals, though.
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