From 'Nick', edited to protect the innocent, and 'recrafted' for dramatics:"'Ben, Sybil, and I were having dinner in Mather, a Harvard dining hall, and we spotted what appeared to be the behind of Kaavya's head as she was heading toward the tray carousel and heading out. In the most blatant way possible, Ben and Sybil shrieked: "Oh, um, we're going to check our mail!" The mail room, coincidentally, is in the direction KV was heading. They banged their chairs against the table in the mad scramble to get up, when suddenly, Sybil yelled loudly: "Wait, she's coming back!" In true awkward form, they sat back down, pretending to eat as if nothing had happened. I watched Sybil stuffed a huge bite of salad into her mouth, her stupified gaze directed at the back of this girl's head. A cherry tomato that didn't quite make it, fell out. Someone else nearby, meanwhile, muttered rather loudly, "What is she doing parading around like that?"'
"Parading"? Err sure, if parading now means the girl was just getting a bite to eat in a dining hall. Wowza. The cherry tomato bit, however, is hilarious. As I've said before, she's a campus celeb now, for better or worse. Johnathan Taylor Thomas, eat your heart out.
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