I'm doomed.

"Congratulations, you've received the distinction of "Honor" for Growth and Development."

Oh. Really? Really? Because I rarely went to class, read the book the day before the final exam, and um, made fun of the professor all the time when I was in class. This is the second time this has happened in a class taught by this professor, who is a psychiatrist. Granted the material is piss easy, and the exams had questions like "True or false: old people have sex" but 'honor' is a mark that is scaled so that less than 10% of the class would receive it.

The alternative theory is that it's my fate to become a psychiatrist, because these two classes were geared toward precisely that. It's ironic because as a psychiatrist, I will need to also see a therapist to work out my issues about being annoyed at having to listen to other people's problems.

Damnit, where's the Paxil when I need it?